Thursday, April 16, 2009

Urgent Action Required

It is with great concern that I today learned that some readers of this blog are reducing the national wine consumption average by drinking less frequently than ..., well, everyday. (see page 9 of the May 09 edition of Wine magazine)
I for one, felt a moment of shame when I read that the a full 42% of consumers polled got stuck into a bottle of the good stuff daily, compared with only 25% who confessed to partaking just several times a week, 16% to consumed 2 to 3 times a week, while a miserable 9% drank only once a week. The additional 8% are too miserable to even contemplate.
Realising the error of my ways, I immediately cracked a bottle of Klein Constantia Cab Merlot in an effort to contribute to the national average. I call on all friends of the vine to confess to this treason and to rectify their wicked ways ... even if it results in moments of extreme silliness (see photo.)
And now, where did I put that bottle?

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