"Swirl the nectar in the glass, nose the subtle aromas, taste the lingering casis ..." says the wine snob. Blah, blah, blah.
In order to appreciate the damn stuff, just sniff, taste and enjoy. No mess, no fuss. For instance, view the look on the face of a friendly Winepleb pictured here. Is this not the picture of pure bliss without the pomp and ceremony.
So, fellow quaffers, instead of being drawn into hell, like a moth to the flame, by the develish Winesnob, resist at all cost and call out with meaning, "get thee to hell satan of the vine!"
Then resume your simple enjoyment without another thought of the evil vermin that stalk our beloved vineyards .... just model yourself on this jolly good fellow featured above.
Cheers fellow Plebs!
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